Grammar Seal

All Grammar Nazis unknowingly take an oath before starting their career as a fully fledged Grammar Nazi. This sacred oath runs through every there, every your, and every asterisk.

Grammar Nazi OathEdit

I am a Grammar Nazi, I shall uphold the ways of correcting American English grammar. I will be loyal to the National Grammarist Party now and forever. I shall see to it that every dissenter is corrected upon making a mistake. I will uphold the sacred codes of forum warfare to ensure my victory. I must uphold my full devotion to Yaska, father of Grammar. For I am a Grammar Nazi, fighter for the English language.